That was the title I gave to day one of my "bucket list" trip to Tromsø, Norway, January 9-12, 2020. Count on me to pick the four days when the whole area was shrouded in clouds. Our bus trip out of Tromsø started at 5:00 pm local time but it didn't matter what time it started -- it was dark anyway. This was the route, taking us through Norway, Sweden and Finland. We'd been told to bring passports but we didn't need them. The roads were unlit and two-laned, and it was snowing and blowing fiercely. The minibus, carrying eight tourists (5 Australians, 2 Germans and me), was a small shelter of light and warmth. Our driver was from Portugal; our guide, Georgi, was from Bulgaria (hence the Cyrillic text on the map).
Now, for the photos. Not National-Geographic quality, but even our guide's shots weren't all that much better given the wind conditions. We finally saw lights at our last of the three stops (red teardrop). If we hadn't seem them there, it would have been, "Oh well ... ." I estimated that the temperature was in the single digits. We were issued snowsuits and mukluks before leaving Tromsø, all included in the tour price.

Now, for the photos. Not National-Geographic quality, but even our guide's shots weren't all that much better given the wind conditions. We finally saw lights at our last of the three stops (red teardrop). If we hadn't seem them there, it would have been, "Oh well ... ." I estimated that the temperature was in the single digits. We were issued snowsuits and mukluks before leaving Tromsø, all included in the tour price.



I was surprised the first time I saw what I was told was a Northern Light. It appeared to my naked eye as just a broad ribbon of dust without color. But when I trained my camera on subsequent displays and hit the shutter release, the colors appeared in all their glory. The camera picked up not only the aurora colors but more blue in the sky than the naked eye did.
Here's one group shot Georgi took. The sky was nowhere near as blue (see photos above); it appeared velvety black - the photo on the right is mine and shows what it was really like.
So, after a cozy dinner in the minibus, consisting of Norwegian MREs (I chose reindeer stew), which we ate straight out of the packets, thanks to a couple of Thermoses of boiling water supplied by Georgi, it was back to Tromsø, arriving at 3:00 am local time.
Day 2 I named "Life in the Twilight Zone." Here's Tromsø at various times of the day:
Day 2 I named "Life in the Twilight Zone." Here's Tromsø at various times of the day:
Never mind the photos; the sky was in fact quite gray in the 12:45 shot and totally black by 2:30 pm. It all played havoc with my psychological time sense. I kept wondering why people were out shopping instead of indoors having dinner. I also noticed that many people walked around with headlamps. Smart idea.
The highlight was an overnight (days 2-3) at Camp Tamok, about 60 miles from Tromsø, which I term "Roughing it, hi-tech style." Friday, the day we arrived, we went dog sledding. One tourist played passenger, one tourist played musher. No points for guessing who played musher. Five dogs pulled each sled. Our guide explained that they were of various breeds. He pointed to one Norwegian husky, an elegant-looking brown-and-white dog, and said many of the others were of mixed breeds. The musher pretty much stands on the runners and (I suppose) keeps the sled from tipping over by balancing on one or the other runner as needed. He (er, she) also has to jump off from time to time to help push the sled up an incline or out of deep snow and may have to push off with one foot while keeping the other on the runner to help the dogs along. One of the dogs in the rearmost team of my sled would occasionally look back at me as if to day, "Get to work, human; we need some help here." I would oblige but it was hard work, especially with a 165-pound passenger. I demanded union privileges, which the dogs may or may not take under consideration.
Camp Tamok has a couple of large structures based on the Sami lavu, a variation of the Plains tribes' tents or the Mogols' yurts. One of those was the dining room, where all participants in the various camp activities for the day gathered for dinner. Cozy. Sort of. Then it was off to the cabin to sleep. I had selected an overnight trip; no one else, of all the people gathered from various local tour companies, chose to stay at the camp. I never ran with the herd anyway, so what was one more rugged individualist decision? I assured Kevin that we wouldn't need to mount watches. In fact, several of the staff stay overnight there, too, sometimes for a couple of weeks at a time. The showers and toilets are housed in a separate building. Because we were the only ones staying, the staff kindly gave us the nearest cabin, only 100 or so feet away. We'd hoped not to need a night run, but being the ages we are, it was unavoidable. I'd done this kind of thing before, but when I was much, much younger. I do love modern technology and its creature comforts.
The next morning, we had our breakfast-for-two in yet another cabin, this one with a full-length window in one wall, overlooking the camp. It would have made for a spectacular photo but for the weather. Then it was off for snowmobiling, another skill to add to my resumé. Lots of calories spent over those two days but alas, I didn't lose weight.
We returned to Tromsø Saturday afternoon and recovered (hot showers do help). On our own all day Sunday, the last day, we went to Tromsø's principal man-made attraction, the Polar Museum. Everything you wanted to know about polar exploration and exploitation (hunting and whaling), beginning in the 17th century and involving several nations, in one small space divided into many smaller spaces. I had looked earnestly around Tromsø for any item I couldn't live without, but I don't need sweaters and ski apparel and Sami crafts and clothes. But at the Polar Museum, these two items below were both well within budget and pleasing enough to serve as souvenirs.
Meet Claude's Reindeer ("Claude," for short) and Bébé Phôque (that's "baby seal" in French, for you naughty-minded people).
I'm available for mushing and snow-mobile rescue or smuggling operations. Just drop me an email. 😉